Since the world is going to be taken over by zombies, I figured I should get my ten step plan in order before it was too late.
The zombies have begun appearing out of the shadows, are creeping out of alleys and are popping out of bushes.
Step 1: Stare with mouth slightly ajar. Blink at least seven times to make sure it is real life.
Step 2: After making sure it is real life, Tweet and update Facebook status asap!
Tweet: made eye-contact with a zombie #zombieapocolapyse
Facebook: ________ just saw a zombie! Nbd…
Step 3: Text everyone, “OMG! Zombies! Ruuuuuuuuun!” Just in case they have not noticed.
Step 4: Make sure phone is fully charged and have extra phone battery packed.
Step 5: Do not forget money and PU ID (you never know)! Pack a lot of food. *Look up what zombies like to eat.
Step 6: Search for Nerf gun only to realize it will not help much. Bring slingshot instead. Remember to wear good running shoes.
Step 7: Find a group of people who look like they have battled zombies before and stick with them while being careful not to trust them completely (they could be zombies).
Step 8: Volunteer to be the one who runs to get help if The Plan does not work (there’s a chance for survival this way).
Step 9: Find the zombie headquarters and locate the OFF switch. There is always an OFF switch for these types of situations.
Step 10: Save the planet from zombie destruction, receive medal and have a reality TV show.
Of course, this plan is subject to change depending on number and types of zombies and where the zombie apocalypse is beginning.
Comparing this with my guide, I see you have a more hands-on, broken down process. Mine has more of a preparatory approach while yours is...unique.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate the idea of the PU ID, that is just ingenious. It's something that wouldn't have occurred to me was I being chased by a zombie. So thank you for enlightening me in that aspect.
I would like to add that the 'Off' switch should not be confused with the Big Red Button. Those are also almost always there. A person should take their chances and hit the Big Red Button in the zombie headquarter only if they haven't found the off switch despite hunting for one in every nook and cranny at least three times over.
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