Unless you are prepared. If you take the necessary steps to protect yourself, you will have an infinitely better chance of surviving the scourge and possibly escaping to another planet on a makeshift spacecraft - for there will be nothing left for humans on this planet Earth after the zombie apocalypse.
The following will serve as your 10 step guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse. Learn it, memorize it, worship it. It will save your life.
Step 1: When you find out that the zombie apocalypse is coming, pinch yourself to make sure that it's not a dream.
Step 2: Acquire a rifle, a pistol, a hunting knife, a military grade machine gun turret, a Japanese bazooka (it must be Japanese, no alternatives) a nerf gun (no this is not a typo), and as much ammunition as you possibly can.
Step 3: Learn how to operate the aforementioned weapons. Otherwise they'd be pretty useless, no?
Step 4: Move to the highest location you can find. Mount Everest will work just fine (zombies hate the cold).
Step 5: Fortify your chosen location with whatever you can find - cardboard boxes, bricks.
Step 6: Cook lots and lots of Ramen noodles. Zombies hate Ramen noodles! It is like poison for zombies.
Step 7: Acquire the loudest, largest, bassiest sound system you can possibly find. Even if you have to steal it. It must have atleast 15 subwoofers. (What do you mean, you can't? For heaven's sakes, you have a bazooka!)
Step 7: Blast dubstep as loud as you can on your sound system. This will wobble the zombie's brains and turn them to mush.
Step 8: YOU DON'T LIKE DUBSTEP? I should just kill you right now.
Step 9: Fly a giant flag with Justin Bieber's face on it.
Step 10: Kill dem zombies.
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